I rest my case

It’s impossible to prove a negative, but if you were as clever as you think you are, you’d already know that

I’m not even going to bother with the whole “burden of proof” thing because I don’t think you’re capable of understanding it

They’re still absurd

Reading comprehension ain’t your strong suit, is it?

Yarrrgh!

Splitter!

There are so many misconceptions about fisting, and porn has done a great disservice to one of the most intimate experiences that people can share

It’s a genuine shame, because it’s so romantic, and it takes communication, care, patience, and above all, trust

Yeah, but you’re not stupid!

I’m always amazed at how stupid yanks criticise the NHS in the UK

No, it’s not perfect, but it’s infinitely better than the fucking disaster that is the US health industry system

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Maybe their invisible sky-Daddy just wanted to deny them the joys of bacon and crackling?

Let’s face it, twisted “jokes” seem to be the MO, just look at Isaac

But lacks the dramatic flair

I find it interesting because the BME Pain Olympics was mostly done with plasticine and the like for shock value

I create performance art with my dick which isn’t gore (I’m not going to hurt my dick!) and I’m often accused of using AI

People are simultaneously skeptical and also ridiculously credulous, depending on what they want to believe

BME Pain Olympics

I have a clip of Indestructible Man on my phone, because that dude is a legend!

I had someone lie to me and I got chlamydia as a result. I’m sterile, so pregnancy isn’t a concern, but I could have caught something worse

I didn’t give a shit

My account on the old nsfw stopped working because apparently someone shit the bed or stopped doing something or whatever

It’s not something that I care about, so I just did whatever

I have no idea what instance I’m on

I don’t even know what instances are, or what difference it makes

Me three

They only like women in sports if they think they are fuckable

They know the women’s hockey team are tougher than they could hope to be, and they hate what they fear

If they didn’t have double standards, they’d have no standards at all

I sent her a dick pic

!There’s a lot more to the story, but that’s the essence of it. I do not recommend it to anyone unless you were in the same circumstances as we were!<

Absolute twaddle.

Most of us in the civilised world pity Americans

We understand that there are systemic problems that individuals can’t be held responsible for, unless they have chosen to be a part of the problem

It’s the obnoxious ones who expect the we give a fuck that they’re yanks that have a hard time, regardless of their politics

The ones who travel wearing Trump hats or otherwise forcing their idiotic politics into things reap what they sow