This image is the oldest thing on my hard drive. June 16 2008

Then why are you commenting?

The Pringle set and dripping is HORRID.

He was in prison at the time.

I’m tempted to make an alt for this but whatever let’s go. Years ago when I was 14 or 15 I had an older online boyfriend buy me a vibrator. Never really got to use it as I was too inexperienced.

I had stashed it under my bed in a bag for a portable DVD player. Anyway I come home from school one day and the manual for the DVD player in sitting on my bed. I check, the bag is gone.

Nothing else of value is gone but 2 aa batteries from my Xbox controller and only one of two from the family remote. The vibrator used 3 batteries. So some freak stole my vibrator with plans of using it.

Yeah that’s the worst.

Save games.

Gaslight them. And Apologize for bullying them.

Jenkies.

Ok? How much time does this realistically save, 3-5 seconds? Isn’t worth the possible gruesome injury.

New Vegas?

Metro lmao

Morrowind?

You play as a mailman who for some reason is asked by every faction to fight on their side of the war.