I still haven’t forgiven Peter Jackson for doing Bombadill dirty like that.

Also the scourging of the shire.

Isn’t that IG88?

Sure. It’s been ages since I’ve seen them.

Maybe it’s duplos, but I’m pretty sure if you asked my nephew and nieces when they were younger, disassembly was definitely the point.

Are…. Those Golden Grahams?

Do I need to click? (Nope), Congrats OP!

Also. The sun crusher.

My personal and not-actually-relevant head canon is that the B-wing was basically a dragster- very fast, but turned for shit, so it could get inside a capital ship’s defenses and drop payload in a minimum amount of time.

(The other thing I do t get about it is why no hyperdrive ring allowing you to retain the composite beam pwnage from the Blade Wing. Maybe slap in some basic thrusters and a dumb droid pilot so it could be dropped and maneuvered while the b-wing did its smash-smash thing.)

It’s a fapp?

“Treat your friends like family- exploit them.”
-Rules of acquisition as relayed by Quark

You’re the project manager?

Not to mention, how frequently the “I can fix it on my own” guy ends up making things worse.

Like my coworker who insisted he knew how to install a monitor and then couldn’t figure out why the display port wouldn’t work with a usb-a adapter. It had a normal DisplayPort plug and didn’t have a thunderbolt adapter (it’s a desktop.)

Rather than update the ticket that got him the monitor, he created a new ticket.

I can’t complain too much. IT guy likes me so he took the extra monitor and gave me a third one.

If you watch the prequel, where they’re showing up to do their inept body guarding thing, Padme was wayyy more excited to see Obi.

They were totally banging.

Palpatine assumed they died with Padme. There was no reason to believe otherwise, at least until Luke showed up and blue up Palpy’s ball, seeing as how he couldn’t take it home…

… Well. I have now.

For the sole purpose of mocking, MST3K-style

It’s like a vanilla wow (healing) pally fight.

Did you see all the troopers on the ground again?

They just threw bodies at it. Also, it’s not hard to hit somebody when they’re standing in a straight hallway grouped up like a bunch of morons caught out of cover. Absolutely idiotic that nobody tossed a grenade in.

Storm troopers aren’t clones at all. They’re recruited. (Rebels, you see some of that process, with Ezra and a few others. Basically, most are barely competent. The 501st is supposed to be an exception.)

There’s also plenty of examples outside this moment of storm troopers sucking- battle at cloud city, Hoth. Virtually every major engagement… even when they were supposed to be on their a-game, they suck.

You know. I feel really bad for Anakin.

he went from being Darth Vader, the baddest bad guy, consistently one of the most iconic villains across decades… to being a whiny, emotionally stunted emo kid.

And that, folks, is why the prequel should get the holiday special treatment.