We’ve been programming YOU all along.

Wow. I’m totally shocked that Facebook would launch a free VPN out of nowhere and then use it for nefarious purposes. I was sure they just wanted to help humanity. /s

Yeah, because when I go I count at least five blindingly bright phones in use during the fucking film. If I’m going to have a sub-par experience, I’m not overpaying for popcorn and soda, too. I’d rather wait for physical or streaming.