In all fairness, the same buddy that introduced me to Top Gear literally could not point out the British Isles on a map. I hinted “Isles, British Isles, think islands!” aaand… he pointed to Greece.

Guy designes engines now, so some folks are just hyperspecialized!

Lmfao, reminds me of a random highscool team ppt presentation I did with a girl I liked. I got a random awkward hardie during my half, then my partner outdid me and peed her sweatpants during hers.

“I’m bad at geography, so everyone else must be too” is a take for sure XD

Fuck off

Marvelous

My name is Sue. How do you do? NOW YOU GONNA DIE!

On my chrome I wish they forced them to draw my fetish instead, SMH my head

While you do get to feed KKK members to the gators and gun down anti-sufferagettes, you also loanshark and rob innocent people amongst other things

Mafia series - You play as a murderous mobster

Tropico series - You play as the dictator of a small banana republic

Red Dead Redemption - You’re Arthur Morgan, an outlaw who kills for money

The other isn’t artistically inclined

Excellently said, yes! The vast majority of people in any political system are uncaring if they’re propagandized, don’t actually care about government “ideals”, they care about economics at the end of the day.

I have a wide social circle, and some of the smartest people I love have very different values than I do when assessing policy, and I still respect them for it, because we can explain why we think so.

That last scene in rivendell when they’re raising their swords was such an eye-rollingly bad “please clap” scene, ugh

That one stuck in my craw too! I still loved the movie, but that was just sadly lazy

I found a shiny pigeon the other day! Both my friend and I have never seen one with such coloration

Satire account! Good ask, many people are wholeheartedly ready to eat the onion, even in this age of AI-assisted active disinformation and propaganda.

A whopping 25%!

Reminds me of an old Carlin joke:

"Think about how stupid the average person you meet in a day is. Think about it, think about it.

HALF OF THEM ARE EVEN STUPIDER THAN THAT!"

I personally wouldn’t advertise a god letting a 6 year old child die slowly, nor celebrate a child begging for help that never came :(

An ex-professor of mine who had some “interesting” scientific theories about what NASA doesn’t want you to know was similar.

They later DEMANDED the police investigate the people breaking into their literally nailed-shut home, the people stalking them, and the implant the Jews inserted in their head.

News stories don’t get written about the 1/100 who are actually right, though. Her neighbor is a gaslighting shithead who belongs in chains.

Mental illness is a hell of a drug.

Reminds me of an old friend of mine. Happy to get schlammered every weekend, but would get offended and take it personally if he was offered a ham sandwich or some bacon.