

the inception of our universe.
with any luck the portal will trigger a causality loop that will rip our entire existence apart so quickly that we won’t even have an opportunity to understand that we no longer exist.
quick and painless way to make all the stupid go away.





my father was one of the most impatient people I ever knew. I learned from watching his frustration that it never helped in the end, and usually made things more difficult.
now in my 50s, I am the most patient person I know. I have waited literal years for jokes to land.
god save this planet should I ever become immortal.