And cinnabar is a historically common source of mercury. I considered azoth as ingredient 3, but figured cinnabar wouldn’t be as confusing. A whole lot of “azoth” in modern media

“Let’s see, 500 grams quicksilver, 225 grams mercury, 20 grams ground cinnabar, and 40 grams fresh mashed castor beans. This depression potion better work!”

(Mercury is difficult to vomit out in large quantities because it’s quite heavy. No backsies on this potion)

We really do live in a manifestation of south park

Wonder who’d finance that? I can only see companies solely interested in stripping anything valuable from a pair of husks, or foreign investors looking to effectively own a great portion of the American cultural sphere.

Basically never. This post unlocked my long, long dormant memory. Eventually, you come to terms with your past and present and that acceptance is sublime. Though my dreams have other opinions and I might see the chippy man tonight

At university, I once had a delivery man ask me to watch their stuff for 5 minutes and instead of just agreeing, I had a 10 minute argument with them about how I, a stranger, should in no way be left in charge of their belongings. But I did eventually watch their stuff for them.

If you happen to read this, chippy delivery man, I was a bit silly to have wasted your time, and I still feel a little exasperated about it

I absolutely always enjoy these. Frankly, they have such a high hit vs miss rate that I’m terrified of wearing out their novelty by reading the entire backlog. Love this comic, will always read the most recent few when it’s posted!

The vagueness gives me pause. You could effectively be a god depending on whether you can choose where and how to teleport within Tirana. Constructing buildings and shipping goods with minimal cost and energy. Renaming other towns to expand your powers. Expanding Albania to do the same. Definitely the highest ceiling

See, i’m just confused about this weird double standard we’ve somehow developed. Natgeo has shelves upon shelves holding reels of animals banging, but because I have two measly hard drives, an iCloud account, a sketchbook, and an emergency keychain flash drive of the same, I’m a weirdo?

That, unfortunately, also described her. Complete impatience and a complex about control. I almost want to ask whether this woman drove a red sedan, but the chances are so infinitesimal that it’s not even worth considering whether they are one and the same.

There’s a chance her vision is better at discerning shapes and colors on the right but not on the left. I remember my mother telling me that she couldn’t drive in the right lane because she couldn’t make out the road markings. And yes, she did always have a huge line of cars behind her.

So is it just hundreds of servers, each running their own OS and coordinating on tasks?

Wrapped in toilet paper after use, kinda. Women always try to hide the good treats in paper, but my dog’s superior nose and teeth overcome such paltry obstacles to absolutely fucking destroy my rugs and sanity, and equally harm their own digestive tract.

Thats twice as cute as what I was expecting, and I was expecting something incredibly cute. You don’t voluntarily suffer through your own body actively trying to kill you for nothing. I wish you and your cats many healthy-ish years together!

I have to ask, how the heck did you end up with a cat in the first place? I, personally, avoid my allergies as hard as I possibly can. Seeing that my friend’s experience is not as unique as I thought it was is really throwing me for a loop

I have a friend with 3 cats and she’s terrifyingly allergic to their dandruff. She holds off on using allergy medications just in case she has a particularly bad reaction one day. It seems like a lot of effort for a few cuddles

I didn’t realize that cats were that social, thank you!

You sound like a reputable cat owner, so I’m curious. Do cats actually sniff each other’s nethers or do they lick them like dogs? I nicknamed my friend’s dog “blowjob princess” after they took him to the park where not a single set of dog genitals were left dry.