Dang, plenty of marks but no bingo for me. I should have been banned before leaving

That’s really nice for both of you, she’s been lonely since my stepfather passed away from syphilis and untreated scabies last week.

It sounds less like you want stability or debauchery and more like you want the ability to choose your course more fluidly. I like occasional fast food, but not at the expense of all fine dining.

This is troubling news. Antifa should sue him for this defamatory comparison. Someone get the president of antifa on the line, stat!

I could have done the same for a quarter the cost!

They’re sweating because they’re at the gym.

But really, the gym’s a fine hobby. No hate for our respectable body maintenance aficionados

Oh hey! It’s me! I’m people in the 2020s!!

They look exactly like the sort of fluffy goobers I’d like to pick up and squeeze before recognizing that they have autonomy and teeth

They look like bipedal stilt puffballs. (In a good way)

Teams are a Venn diagram. Larry is on team “dig holes” and, to him, all this business about finding something is just pulling away from Larry’s message.

This hit me the same as “don’t talk shit about midgets!”

Satire, or autism… satire or autism…. Hmmmmmm

It would not. If you want to stick it in a freezer, you’d have to displace all the water with anti-freeze first, otherwise mush. Bonus, antifreeze is delicious. A tasty last meal!

Hey

It’s actually built in, and reinforced through minor (usually shiny buggy) poisonings confirming associations. In the same way you get excited by red fruit or spooked by bugs or snakes.

Edit: pretend my taking this overly literally was a joke pls.

Truthfully, she said that she had heard about it in passing but had never cared to learn anything about it. She knew the name and not a thing more. This conversation was spawned when I pointed out that I could no longer relate to the weather that kids today experience because of global warming, and gears started turning and she asked many questions. As far as how? Education in the US is not equally distributed.

I had an extremely weird conversation a while ago. A coworker had never heard of global warming before. They listened intently as I explained, expression making it apparent that they were honest about their obliviousness.

Walk hard
And a scene

The four seasons
And a scene

This reminded me of the Japan/smoking/lifespan thing. Turns out decent healthcare is pretty helpful. The most helpful, really, when it comes to determining average length of stay on this hellrock.

The only suit I trust is a fursuit.