Well, I mean, she needs to be 8 feet taller at least for it to work.

Lamp posts? Radio towers?

It looked different

From the river of stars to the sea of galaxies, humanity will reign supreme.

Or something, inunno

Earth’s climate has changed many times before and life found a way, regardless.

People who hate themselves and have low self steem say that humans are cancer but the real cancer are the doomers that only sigh, complain and lie flat without doing anything to help because they think everything is doomed. Well, aside from the usual corporate billionaire cancer from crapitalism

Humanity fuck yeah.

Because they have civilians

Those were the delusional words of someone who lived in an upside down country. Kinda agree but if a single country fails, humanity doesn’t get extinguished.

We have 122 vaults spread all over, just in case, no? … No?

Rome?

Stop us harder, san-ti. 🥵

Yes, the sophon is causing all the shenanigans happening on earth rn but it decided to ramp up its game.

If the human likes giant beings, then yes. Horni will protect from insanity.

Americunts shit on you when you tell them tipping culture is bad. Like, here in my third world country, where we all earn a misery compared to the minimum wage in burger land, we can say no to tips or just give a few cents or some more…fuck this. Food is already expensive. I am not going to waste extra cash for my food.

Graphite girl in archive of our own and Freedom Guard in fanfiction.net

How dare they downvote good shitpost!?

I just convinced her but we haven’t done anything yet. It’ll be on Saturday :(

I mean, if men are bad at taking the hints of human women, maybe that means we are meant to take the hints of women of other species like elves, fairies, sexy space aliens or something else.

Getting a gf and convincing her to have sex.

Where can I find a girl who likes crystals and gems? :( I have like, dozens of quartz rocks. :(

I thought the original sun story was a story about how the evil overlord of the universe forbade humanity from the knowledge of good and evil and a nice snake showed us the path to the truth