“I wish for all wishes made after this one to fail spectacularly”

I actually have time, but I often spend it doing other stuff. Once in a while, I will play some of my videogames, but I also play boardgames, which are great for my needs to socialize and interact with people

Or a pointy stick at, uh, 15m/s?

There was significant amounts of incest within her family tree, so it’s likely that she wasn’t that good looking

Ugh, i’ve had to write some Selenium tests where I had to come up with weird ass Xpaths because not a single fucking element had an ID and over half would spawn something in a different div

Let’s be real, the whole “only mom and dad are supposed to FAFO on their own” is an extremely stupid societal expectation. Humans were never meant to live as isolated animals, always in groups

HELP! HELP! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!

You’re forgetting Flash. Flash every-fucking-where between 2002-2010 because fuck your CPU and your browser

“That’s what”
She

Just a regular bazaar ;)

“Sent home”, yeah, sure.

https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2025/06/10/french-mep-rima-hassan-detained-in-israel-following-illegal-entry

English is my 2nd language 🤷

I never implied those problems are special to English, but that English is not “THE easy mode language” due to those problems, plus many others I didn’t mention

English is THE easy mode language of the world

hahahaha, no, it is not. A significant amount of words are ambiguous if isolated from their context (take “fire”: as in fire a shot, a flame, fire a worker, “this is fire”?), pronunciation is all over the place, it feels like there are more exceptions than rules when it comes to past-present-future verbs

Then the person sends you a 2 minute long audio over whatsapp

Treating people well has good consequences?? WHO’DA THUNK???

I hate when we look at something and think “not sure if that obvious troll is actually a troll and not a completely deluded person, or a dumb bot”

does a jedi flip
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been hit by
A smooth jedi council!

AUH!!

Hentai logic now applies, she’ll be fine