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K E R A T O S E S. Actinic and Seborrheic. One might kill you, both feel like barnacles growing on your body. My body’s little present to welcome me to middle age. I now have to go to the dermatologist every 6 months, just like the dentist, to have them removed or I start to feel like an old sail boat that might die of skin cancer.
Oh hello! Hellooo! Whose the best one of all the ones??? Whose the best one?? IT’S YOU!!! YOU ARE!!!