nope, it’s a consumerist holiday where all store have deceptively bad sales and people used to legit get trampled. online shopping has lowered the death toll, thankfully

as far as I know that stat is for the united States, but pigs are pigs

do… do you think bad breath is made up???

I think you missed their joke lol

burnout and depression are fucking real. i barely have the energy to hang out with my boyfriend some nights, let alone other people. though tbh if I knew someone’s taking my absence as an insult, I’d probably stop trying, and if they were referring to me as an NPC, I wouldn’t even feel bad about it.

also, just saw that you’re 31. I’m betting a lot of your friends’ careers are starting to really ramp up, and if they have kids, that’s where their energy is going

you can talk to people for the same thing for free

also like how do you talk to or roleplay with something that doesn’t have a conscious? it’s not thinking, it’s not reacting in any way other than what’s statistically likely

plus two!

what do you even use an LLM for?

ICE is the obvious threat right now given that he’s brown

extra fabulous comics? at this point I think it’s just his style lol

im trans and my boyfriend’s not white. We’re not surviving if they come for us, so may as well take some pigs with us

it’s literally three static images

in breath of the wild she gives you the bow of light, and I believe she also uses it in both of the Hyrule Warriors games. I thiiiiink she also has one in smash but it’s been a hot second since I’ve played

As someone who works at a bank, tbh the only consequences would be trauma inflicted on the tellers and customers. Taking money out of the vault doesn’t take money out of accounts, and no decent institution would fire anyone for being robbed. Most banks don’t have armed guards, so if someone comes in with a gun, we’re expected to follow their demands and hit the panic button if it’s safe to do so.

Fanged Four from buffy the vampire slayer!

i think you’re severely overestimating how discerning most zoomers are about social media

it’s homophobia and also a lot of traditional straight people don’t see their partner as an equal

if they got surgery to reduce their size would you be okay with it?

the source is extra fabulous comics

filter out those words if you’re too sensitive for it