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Ben Hur Horse Race
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Cake day: June 13th, 2023
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yes… well, its about this guy, you know? his name is ben hur, and his childhood friend from rome comes back to and ben hur wont help him take over his homeland. then tiles fall off of this roof and then the roman guy uses it as an excuse to jail ben hur’s sister and mother to get him to help, but it only makes him freak out. so, he gets consigned to a slave ship where there’s a battle and he saves his captor’s life, which endears him to his captor, so the captor takes him back to rome where he ranks up a bit and has high status as a horse racer in the colosseum. ben hur leaves to go find his old roman buddy and take revenge, and he meets this arab horse trainer (played horribly embarrassingly by a white dude in brown face) and they make friends. ben hur goes back and basically fucks his old slave woman, then challenges the roman dude in a massive horse race where he basically kills him. turns out all this time the mother and sister were in prison they contracted leprosy, so ben hur goes and gets them from the leper colony. jesus is crucified nearby and his blood drips off the cross and cures the mother and sister of leprosy.
its three and a half hours long. its super campy and over-acted. it used to be on tv when my wife was a kid and now we get high and watch it around easter. its fuckin hysterical…
i have a “save webp as” firefox extension that is good as well… sorry no link Im too busy
peace and love peace and love
yes because there would be billions of people who would be willing to lift my drink to my lips for a sip and and help me dress etc
really?
i mean… there was a study recently released about adderall (featured in the NYTimes, everywhere really) that shows they dont do a fuckin thing after the first while (cant remember how long, but less than 2 years).
the study also showed that people dont actually get better at staying focused on something, but they enjoy things more which makes them more likely to try to do the thing. there is another term for that phenomenon: “being high”.
but bro if youre taking an upper and falling asleep your brain has made adjustments to expect the constant presence of this stuff and be in equilibrium while theyre in the system.
of course, if you stop abruptly you’ll be in hell for a few months
im sure you know all this and im not trying to come off like im giving you a lecture… i just worry when i hear someone say they do a drug every single day, first thing
he did. he said “I am the Resident Evil”
bad day: alcohol excellent day, celebrate: alcohol its raining and we’re stuck in: alcohol beautiful sunny day: corona w/ lime
2·11 months agoits very pretty and expressive.
looking at it though, you wouldn’t have tulips and other bulb annuals in an old subway car, you’d have some dank ass molds, mildews and mosses in there. the ivy, maybe but it would be more spores and slime molds than manicured victorian garden
2·1 year agoyou say this to a weary soul that has wanted this more than anything reaches up like a parched and desiccated infected from 28 Days Later
I done tried it on Summit and it dont do shit some weird bug i reckon
are you sure it was GSM? thats a cellular network protocol as far as I know
well you helped the little girl. you will love again
you want nothing to do with these insufferable people.
my instance is federated with them, but I have every single community of theirs I’ve ever seen blocked now.
like shakima greggs?
This may sound pretty normo, but Spinal Tap is a very funny faux metal band name.
I also liked Mouserat from Parks.
When it comes to fake band names Im a basic bitch it would seem
I preferred the gun lance. So fun.
a cat is not just for lemmy posts!! ;)
2·1 year agoi also enjoyed this
thanks for posting this. im outrageously hung over and this made me laugh out loud sitting alone in this restaurant