Data is more valuable than copper.

I’d look into grabbing some of that data

She said she wants a lottle of your little weenus

Show me the science Jerry!

SHOW ME THE SCIENCE!!

Calendars are reusable every like 6 years

You should have to pay extra for vintage calendars because it’s cool

Is Bitcoin still a thing?

The one where they kick and throw the ball and try to get past defenders to the other end

2 football fields worth

Who’s naming these things?

I’d like to see AI miss work because it’s Grandma died… Again

With inflation 5 cents 2000 years ago is worth $1 billion

Do you look homeless?

Why isn’t wireless charging more common?

Does the Pope count?

Because I’m aware there is a pope, but if he wasn’t in his robe he could be right beside me and I wouldnt know him

$1.99 per minute

They sampled the red hot chili peppers for that one

Anything Foo Fighters

Someone somewhere probably tried to poison some ants and their dog ate the poison and they felt so bad they did suicide probably

I wonder if the guy in the hat is Walter White

That’s why I use an electric self driving bike

Michael Scott with the snip snap vasectomies