I feel it’s more like this:

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Not in the US 😞

£15,000 for a new car?

I wish

Last time I underwent surgery, I remember lying on the operating table when the anesthesiologist asked me if I felt anything. I replied “Not really, I feel normal”. That was the last thing I remember.

Another good option for iOS is YTLite

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Well, there is zero interest if you pay it in full by the allocated date (usually 12-24 months); however, if you do not pay it in full by then (which they try to trick you into), not only do you get charged interest going forward, you also get charged interest for every month that was previously “zero interest”, which ends up being a lot, often more than the product(s) would’ve originally cost.

Don’t worry. All the stores now (at least in the US) have predatory deferred financing that promises zero-interest and then shows you low minimum payments to trick consumers who were never taught how credit works into thousands in interest.

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I think you should get off social media for a bit and goon instead.

Right, but you speak english. As the video explains, it was spelled “alfa” so people who can’t speak english don’t pronounce it with a p sound.

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There is also Decimal floating-point arithmetic which has a larger range and better memory safety. Java, C#, Python, Ruby, etc. have built in support for it via Decimal.

Yes, it’s cut down for the meme.

In reality, it would probably look more like this:

public class Singleton
{
  private static readonly Lazy<Singleton> lazy = new Lazy<Singleton>(() => new Singleton());

  private Singleton(){}

  public static Singleton Instance
  {
      get
      {
         return lazy.Value;
      }
   }
}

or this:

public class Singleton
{
   private static readonly Singleton instance = new Singleton();

   private Singleton(){}

   public static Singleton Instance => instance;
}

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No

Yeah, that is very likely not true.

Explanations:

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