I had to send mail to the government recently and got a freaking paper cut on my tongue as I licked the envelope glue to seal it. 😬
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
If I was a character in Danganronpa, my talent would be The Ultimate Loser and I’d be the first character killed in the murder game.
I had to send mail to the government recently and got a freaking paper cut on my tongue as I licked the envelope glue to seal it. 😬
Why do they look like monsters I would have to face in a Resident Evil game?
That would definitely fit right in at our table. Half the group is trying to break the game with their build, and the other half is trying to one-up the first half.
phone rings
Decline it
Text the caller
“Stop trying to 69 my ear with your mouth.”
I am a level 17 Install Wizard.
My sister played a campaign as a sentient ham sandwich. She would love this.
Edit:
Lmao 🤣
I wouldn’t be too hasty entering there! I had TACO BELL for lunch!
Eventually it would just become brandy.
Can you only use the in-game mod browser or something? Put the mod up somewhere else that Bethesda doesn’t control. It’s not like it’s hard to modify DOOM manually by dropping the files in the folder.
Additionally, extend the mod to include the CEO of ZeniMax as a Baron of Hell or Revenant.
Can it play directly on the skin of my wrist?
Smell like sloppy steaks from Truffony’s.
I like the bagged ones that are flavored, myself. Had this butter and garlic one that I haven’t seen since that was pure heavenly goodness. 🤤
Man, people my age (39yo millennial) have been using “raw dogging” to mean literally doing anything without some sort of protection or barrier between you and something nasty for a while; not strictly sex without a condom.
“Ew … You cleaned your toilet without gloves? You just raw dogged that shit?! Bro, I’m going home. Fuck this BBQ.”
Just thinking about a scene from The Simpsons where Comic Book Guy is on a computer trying to look at porn of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it’s taking forever to load and right when the tits would pop up, an ad for Homer’s online business pops up.
I don’t think I even got into Nirvana until after he died. I didn’t really start getting into music until high school when I was able to buy CDs (or pirate shit) and listen to the radio stations I wanted and not what my mom wanted to. Prior to high school, I only knew Garth Brooks and fuckin’ Raffi songs 😩
Then again, I very much remember seeing his MTV Unplugged set. I just can’t remember if it was live at the time or just a rerun.
“Get in, loser. We getting tuna.” - Cat
lol, oops
Humana do not own cats.
Cats own humans and this one has chosen you.
Yip yip yip. Yip yip. Yip yip yip yip… Yop.
Having a job sucks.
Not having a job wouldn’t suck if it wasn’t for the fact it usually means you also have no money.
Having no money sucks.
It would be cool beans to not have a job, but have money.