Phone-front right pocket Wallet-back right pocket

The, “fuck it I have beer” beer

Practice your death metal vocals

Having a fresh hot coffee in the morning. Getting into comfy bed after a day

I agree with this one!

Went in a coma and couldnt eat for a few months. I had a stomach tube feed so i didnt starve to death.

That seems logical.

You cant get AI to do physiotherapy. So maybe become a PT assistant.

That sounds like a great idea!

Always a good choice!

Smoking weed? idk maybe

The first of starting fires is, there is no starting fires!

Thats why Im having waffles tonight

I never liked the Twilight books when they were just books

Seeing Jason probably

What a rebel

Never heard this before!

Im not really sure what this means

Oh I didnt think of the Pluto thing! Thats a good one

Im not really sure what this means