Horses as transportation.

Shout-out to the time my little sister said to me, “You look pregnant, but you’re not.”

Do decorative video games maps count?

Gonna be playing a character straight from Lovecraft lore in a ttrpg my friend is developing. Totally gotta give her an accent

I mean, I grew up in the US by several sheep farms and I would take pics of the critters constantly because they’re cute.

Okay, so it isn’t animals, but tourists in my parents’ town get stoked when they see how big the Monongahela River actually is. They think a nearby creek is the river and we’re like, “that’s a creek. Drive up the road a bit to see the river.”

The same tourists also lose their minds if they see a train filled with coal go by.

It’s okay to ask for help.

Evolution.

Haven’t met anyone yet who hasn’t loved that film.

Does “C’s get degrees” apply here…?

Monotremes don’t have stomachs. They got a weird tubey thing.

That would also be awesome. Also just walking normally. I broke my ankle/leg severely in October while walking my puppy and my gait is going to be slightly fucked up forever from it. But I’m a cyborg now, which is dope.

I’m short af, so double jump would be great

I know what RAM looks like. That’s literally what got me hired over the other candidate at my current MSP job. Other candidate didn’t know that RAM doesn’t have screws and removed the SSD of the laptop in the practical interview. I’d never seen an SSD before, but knew RAM didn’t have screws. I took out the RAM and put it back in and was offered the position an hour later.

I had been fired from a tech support job 4 days before that very suddenly got absolute bullshit reasons and I was having a terrible time psychologically. This job is a million times better than my old one, so getting fired was actually the best thing to happen to my career.

I’m a level one helpdesk tech rn, but will probably become level two in a year or two. My company is really pushing me to grow and advance my career and it’s so great.

I still struggle with the emotional damage getting fired in such a devastating way caused, but I’m going to be getting therapy so I can finally get over it.

My car’s Bluetooth stopped working and when I turn on the radio, the touch screen goes crazy and it thinks that I’m trying to change the audio settings. It also says the year is 2167. The only way to reset that computer is to tear the whole front end of the car apart. I just keep the radio off and listen to music with a Bluetooth speaker. I don’t have the time or money to have a dealership take apart a nine year old car for the fuckin Bluetooth and radio. As long as it drives well and passes inspection, I’m happy.

I have a lot of pets and caring for them is my passion. That’s part of why I have so many. Caring for them is self-care for myself. It makes me feel good. I have two dogs, two cats, and 10 ducks. I have a few jumping spiders living inside my house, but they’re not pets. Just guests that help me get rid of any other bugs.

Because people are walking around constantly and the drive in by me is bad quality so the details of shit aren’t clear. Also, people don’t turn off their car lights

My parents try to take me to the drive in every summer and I absolutely hate it. I can’t see the screen and there’s always some people fucking in the grass and kids playing. I just wanna sit in my house and watch stuff where I can appreciate it fully

Y’all eating actual food while I’m just gonna have a PB&J later lol.

It better fuckin be.

I just throw regular eating cutlery in one drawer, sharp knives in another, and cooking utensils like spatulas and whatnot in another.