Trump: Nia-what? What a stupid name. Hey, cartographer, rename it to “Great American Falls”… Hmmm, no. Sounds not good. “Trump’s waterfall”. Yes, rename it this way.

Just give a poor cat a box. You know, a carton box. A box made of carton.

R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn 😍

Duty is duty.

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Lies are never acceptable choices.

That’s good: it keeps them busy. You know, like Fortnight keeps crazy kids from other games.

Ophthalmologists hate you: you apparently have excellent eyesight.

Still better than those “I’m out of ideas, so here is the empty picture”

Why not? For example, I know nothing about wine and buy it very rarely when I am tired of beer. I look at the price and the amount of sugar. White/red? I don’t care? Dry(no idea how it is called in English)? I don’t even know what that means exactly.

Just don’t tell French or they will send Legion or something…

Time to move from DVI to DP.

Windows: We’ll show you advertisements even in the terminal running in Arch. Isn’t it AWESOME?!

No, it not 1643 anymore.

Well, if Romans will perchance feed you to the lions… we won’t be sad.

Don’t let a tragedy to overshadow the sanitary requirements!

Different tools for different jobs. You don’t use a horse to lift bricks to the roof. So kids for driving, horses for sausages and billionaires with bureaucrats for the New Year tree toys.

Yeah, AI is infamous for fingers and, I suppose, toes.

Trust a bone to a human? Why? That doesn’t make any sense. Stupidest thing ever. No dog would make anything so stupid. Totally unrealistic comic. Boo.

Stop hissing around, it isn’t your year.