I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.

What about man mount?

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

Tacocat

Could be. The project farm repeats words often. The project farm yells pretty loud. The project farm likes to destroy the stuff he tests.

Says? THE PROJECT FARM GUY YELLS AT THE CAMERA. VERY IMPRESSIVE!

I didn’t know he tested super glue, have to look for it. I dig his videos for some reason I don’t really understand.

Nah, I’m gonna KISS

Klar. Also nicht die Fenster. Die Situation. Umweltschutz ist nicht einfach, aber da muss man durch.

Aus Versehen… Weitsicht nennt sich das! Wir sind Pioniere!

I had enough colleagues unable to type exactly what they asked me into whatever search engine they preferred to accept your statement. If you don’t know how to use a search engine go ask for another job.

“Hey pancake, how do I run all tests via gradle?”

Open your browser, head to Google and type “run all tests in gradle”

“Oh, nice. Thank you for your help!”

And the next day the game starts all over again.

Nicht die Franken?

Or have a free version to lurk only. Want to participate? Buy the full version.

EA: it’s cancer

I just wanted to reassure you.

I hate that one.

Fridge, well. But now I’m wondering if that would be possible with electromagnetic radiation somehow. Would it be possible to direct infrared waves away from a closed chamber, making the inside cooler? Like a semipermeable membrane in shoes with water vapor?

Your meetings have agendas? That must be nice.

Good luck!

WFH every time, I’m not going back