I spent the last 6 months working on a feature. Found out 2 weeks before release that it was being postponed.

Came here to write advertising. Your product should speak for itself.

Landlording, however, is not an occupation. They’re just parasites who’ve convinced people it is.

As a Jr. Full Stack, I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

I work with Java. And I’m definitely ‘rose tinted glasses’ because I also learned to code in Java. But I’m the opposite.

Do you use Java at home?

Fuck no, I want to stay sane.

I only noticed with my partner after they already told me they were a lefty, and we were working together one day and kept bumping each other.

Now we make sure that I sit on the right and they sit on the left.

Mine’s outside, but I also have the same version… who’s out here cloning this cat?

Honestly. I genuinely have to fight to not say please and thank you.

God damn it, I hate this hacker crap!

pi = 3.1±0.05

Gotta allow for a little uncertainty, just to absolutely ruin everything.

Well there’s your problem. You need to get a cabinet.

The book is better than the movie, and Jurassic Park is one of my favourite movies.

When I was a kid (primary school, ~2010), I watched a History Channel show about it with my little brother.

Back then, we just thought the “Boston Molassacre” was a funny name for a tragedy, so it’s stuck in my head.

Boston