When you have a micro penis, you need to compensate. That’s why Trump needs so much gold. Why so many Americans need huge trucks. Why billionaires need a space company. It’s all to compensate something they can never have.

Well, people without style can also be awful people. Trump is living proof of that.

Plus his rockets are pointy.

Have you seen the costumes of the SS? The German tanks? The epic bunker, mountain mansion and cars of Hitler? Have you seen the palaces of Nicolae Ceaușescu, Putin, Sadam Hussain, Gaddafi, Kim Yong Un? They were/are fucking evil but they did/do have style.

It looks like Trump wants the same but ordered everything from Aliexpress.

Ah yes, the look of every dictator’s palace. Loads of gold. Only thing is, most dictators have a form of taste, Trump clearly does not.

From under which giant bolder did you crawl under from

There’s no excuse for war crimes, no justification for crimes against humanity. NONE

Although this is good news, it’s sad it only happens after after the war crimes became the worst of this century by far, for so long already.

Exactly. I get the sentiment, but the right technique is important.

I am calm down. See, when I go for a walk, I know I’m safe. Proper walking infrastructure, safe roads so no risk being hit by cars (yes we have cars, not mega trucks). No one has a gun, so that’s nice. I can safely walk the streets any time of the day, everywhere I go. If something were to happen to me, there’s proper healthcare covered by insurance and a free ambulance ride with a max 10min waiting time, everywhere in the country. We have affordable medicine. There’s a working democracy where I live and even though it could be better, a working social system. They are working to decrease the amount of cars in my city and increase greenery so the air is clean. And next to that, our drinking water is the highest rated drinking water out there, even better than bottled water. So are our roads, highest rated in the world. There’s public transportation everywhere (still could be cheaper imo) so I sold my car because it became obsolete. I have an e-bike because cycling infrastructure is also everywhere. But don’t worry, we still complain about stuff. Like, houses are expensive. While in the US they give children backpacks with bullet proof vests, we force companies to change all ports to USB C. We fight for phones to get replaceable batteries back, in the US they struggle to deal with a company who mass murders tens of thousands each year by making them all addicted to opiods, which still continues to this day.

I’ve seen developing countries in a better state than the US. Don’t forget, the most in the US are born into poverty and have little to no chance to get out of it. The only chance they have is getting killed, end up in jail, die by overdose or make a minimum wage while living in their car until they get sick.

And remember, I’ve seen many countries on nearly all continents. Many are worse, but also many are better. Much better.

I’ve seen a lot of the world. Like, a lot. The US is definitely on my “I don’t want to be born there” list. And im happy I wasn’t. But I would understand most Americans think differently, seeing how self centered they are. But it’s a failed state. Insane poverty, wealth inequality, corruption, incarceration numbers, broken judiciary system, crime rates, etc. It’s run by a criminal pedophile and everyone knew that when they voted for him. After he ruined a previous term already. Like, Idiocracy at its best. People who actually believe the US is a good country are either ignorant, super rich or blind AF. But yes, there are countries that are worse.

And the US not? Dit you see the news this year? I chose A, Europe (as it’s still in A)

Ok. Guess I’m too old for this kind of humor. Thanks to the spoiler though :)

Yeah well that’s 30% more than me. I’m at a complete loss, but I don’t know why that’s so funny. By now I’m too afraid to ask…

So they didn’t have to lie this time, nice

I was born just before the Chernobyl disaster. Which explains a lot of what’s wrong with me, now coming to think of it…

There are no threats to populated areas, Russia’s emergency ministry said.

Which means nothing coming from the Russian state.

Ain’t no anyone ever tell yuuu it’s coulur yuuu dummy? Speak proper 'Murican or go back to Mexicow.

Sadly no one read this report either.

People don’t have holidays anymore these days?