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  • Middle age “honorable war” bullshit.

    The Seven Kingdoms are yet to have their World War moment and it will not be pretty. One day some royal parasite will get two blue shells in a row, trigger a chain of alliances and wash the planet in blood: Grass and Desert Lands redshelling millions of goombas on same three hills; shy guys deploying poison gas only to cough out their own lungs as the wind changes; koopas and yoshis doing increasingly fucked up reprisals to each other…

    The toads will execute the royal family of course so it won’t all be bad