I’ve had more dick in my mouth than your mother, don’t call me a bigot for using adjectives.

If I were asked to qualify one, sure. It’s a love story about a gay couple. It’s a gay love story. If they were Indonesian it would be an Indonesian love story.

I loved the episode but it is very much a gay story

It’s a robot reading a book of arcane knowledge you degenerate

It was in NYC on a not very busy road late at night and Donglover was outside with some of the other cast just to chat with fans. This was in 2009 I think so before he blew up in popularity. He talked to me and my friends for a little while and remembered me from when I went to a Derrick improv show a few years prior.

I was not in the least bit intoxicated but I guess the lack of sleep combined with talking to some of my favorite comedians gave me some kind of high. There was a group of college age guys, probably 10-15 of them, on the other side of the road drinking beer and being obnoxious. One of them threw a bottle into the street and it shattered.

In my infinite wisdom, I yelled at them, called them littering motherfuckers or words to that effect. They immediately started crossing the street to fuck my shit up. Donald steps in front of me and yells “he’s drunk he didn’t mean it!”. They decided to turn around and continue on their way instead of kicking my ass. Donald turns around, grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me, saying “you can’t say that shit here!”

I owe that man my life.

Fun anecdote I tell at every opportunity: Donald Glover saved me from getting my ass kicked by a bunch of drunk New Yorkers outside the theater at a premiere of Mystery Team.

I have all of those ingredients except for the 10 syllable word with which you ended it.

The average discussion is like 8 comments.

If you never mess up, they’ll probably never catch you. But you are committing a felony and if you do get caught, there are consequences. I wish you the best, truly. But you are taking a risk.

It’s a very valid reason to fire you. You’ll most likely get caught when the inventory starts to be way off.

I upvoted you seven thousand times. Someone else must have given that many downvotes which is the only explanation for why your score is not 7000.

This is the pretentious, willfully ignorant kind of stuff I was missing from reddit. Thank you.

On RIF it would open a popup that showed me what the link was before it opened and I avoided this for so long. My volume was all the way up too.

I’m the opposite. I still haven’t really figured out how Lemmy works and I find it harder to participate in conversation because there are so few comments. And I don’t know if it’s possible to get notifications when someone replies to my comment which makes it even harder to engage. Plenty of people have explained how Lemmy works as a concept but I’ve yet to see anyone talk about how to effectively use it.

Right now it’s just my reddit methadone so I have something to scroll through but I’ve seen maybe 5 total interesting posts after days of use.