Practice?

I would go so far as to say, that cat is furious!

Found the Java programmer…

I was making a macaroni cheese and had just grated the cheese, turned around to put the block back in the fridge and when I turned back, Greebo was face down in the cheese munching his way through it. I stopped him and because of the lactose thing, checked with the vet who said to look out for constipation or diarrhoea but he was fine, and I was a lot more careful after that.

I read that as alliteration, which works wonderfully!

I usually kept all the doors in my house open so the cats had freedom to roam. I went out one day having mindlessly closed the door between the front room and the back of the house. When I got back a few hours later, Percy had tore a hole in the carpet and was still going for it. When I opened the door, he went and settled on the bed. I still have that hole to this day.

Judging by those eyes, you should be very afraid!

I feed my cats 2x/day out of canned wet food.

Same, but I mix in a few biscuits to give it a bit of a crunch. They seem to like it.

And they don’t half complain when I bring them something small and dead!

It’s a cat!

There’s a lot of truth in that.

It also says cake day underneath the 2 years ago, or at least I see it on the web client.

Yeah it was a no-brainer. I chose the cats. For some reason she was surprised by that, but if you’re jealous of my cats, we’re not going to work out.

I once had an ex make me choose between my cats and her.

Also people who don’t want to torture their cats

That’s police mogtality right there

Yeah, 1.5k

Commodore VIC20 with a stonking great 5k of RAM

They domesticated humans to do that for them

That’s not true anymore, there’s distros like Alpine which are not built using gnu tools.