You start off with a bit of spooning and before you know it you are in the winter Olympics.

The problem is too many billionaires, not too many immigrants.

My favourite one is when some clueless dipshit shouts it out of their window when it’s a footpath not a cycle path, and cycling on it would be illegal.

In the UK it’s entirely up to the cyclist whether they want to use the cycle lane or not. Good job too, as many of them are fucking lethal, basically trapping the cyclist in the shittiest part of the road while giving drivers the impression that they can pass as close as they like. Want to avoid that wheel-breaking pothole? No. Stay in your shit-filled cratered lane and take your chances or you will be taken out by that car zooming past 3 inches from your elbow.

Taking the lane is also encouraged in the Highway Code when it would be dangerous to let a car overtake.

Probably strikes a nerve with some people.

I can’t see the gammons being happy with that. The indignant mooing when the local council went to a 4 day week was deafening.

What did they say?

I didn’t remember Chuck Norris until I saw this, and I was happier for it.

Pah, reinventing the wheel. What’s wrong with the age checking they used in Leisure Suit Larry?

Trump: Russia’s useful idiot.

01 811 8055

Roll your own with a Raspberry Pi.

The clue is in the name.

That would be a deal breaker for me.

Being the male in the house, Stinky likes to think he is in charge, but he is just rubbish at maintaining any sort of order. This sort of thing doesn’t help with his reputation either.

Nice try, but they just want an excuse to be racist. They won’t care about facts.

I wasn’t criticising the satirist, more the world that is making satire impossible to differentiate from fact.

What’s the fucking point in doing satire these days?

“Abducted” it is then.

Fascists have to have stupid hair because a toothbrush moustache would be too on the nose.