Greengages.

It’s not a good idea. It’s a fucking terrible idea. It’s the sort of utter bollocks espoused by utter idiots who can’t accept that the only way to survive is to change the way we live.

Never cried, but Rik Mayall hit hard, and Lemmy always seemed immortal so it was a shock when he went.

Christ, the more he talks the less he says. I could feel brain cells dying as I listened to that drivel.

Why would anyone think it’s AI? The sound could well have been dubbed in though.

Turns out you can polish a turd.

That bunch of wankpuffins wouldn’t know proper swearing if it bit them in the bell end. It’s all just motherfucker this and asshole that. The scrote septics have no artistry to their swearing.

I’m vaguely humanoid shaped and mostly made of meat.

It’s not easy having to spend all day judging you.

I’m 2 from the top, 3 from the bottom.

Yup. I do this too, especially if there is no one else around. There’s enough creeps around that I don’t want anyone to mistake me for one.

You need to get him neutered and keep him inside so he doesn’t harm the wildlife.

Star Trek TOS is the best series and always will be.

Don’t try to move things along too quickly. Let her hide somewhere she feels safe until she’s ready to come out. Give her nice food to eat and a clean litter tray. Let her come to you - don’t try to stroke or hold her until she’s ready for it. Learn basic cat language - narrowing your eyes and looking away is a sign of friendship. When she gets close enough, stroke the side of her face to show you like her. When you get closer, bumping noses is the cat equivalent of kissing.

It’s a perfect combination of invasion of privacy, entrapment, and snake oil. No wonder the police love it.

Spaced.

Friday Night Dinner.

Blackadder.

I can answer this without watching the video: it’ll work for a certain amount of time before it doesn’t, and then your engine explodes.

Her hands might look creepy as shit, but she’s got a winning hand of cards there, with that 21 of S̶̭͉̀̅ͅp̷̪̆́͗a̸̢̢̚ͅd̸͔̍͊̚u̷͓͔̥͒b̴̬́͂e̶̝̫̤̾à̴̱̮̱r̶̗̀̀̚m̴͖̮̔̑o̸̜̓̏̎ņ̷̝͎̚͠d̴͕͊s̸̺̾

/r/conservative because they are so gullible?

Lovely cat, but you need to do some hoovering.