The high priestess wants to know which church you want named after you for your generous endowment.
Neato
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My players have entered the Feywild recently under charges by an Archfey and I’ve had plenty of signs. Kinda sad they actually read them and are being cautious.
Neato@ttrpg.networktoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•There’s just some things you don’t talk about at work.English
0·2 years agoIt’s been a while since I watched the prequels, but the idea I got was everyone knew the Jedi existed: they were major players in the galactic senate as you referenced. But very few people would ever get to see Jedis use force powers. They might see them brandish a lightsaber. Which to a culture who had space ships, blasters, and the ability to block lightsabers (even if the materials were rare), laser swords might have seemed antiquated and quaint.
And the powers the Jedi seemed to use in populated places the most often were mind powers which aren’t necessarily observable: even Luke watching Obi-Wan mind-trick a stormtrooper was baffled. Seeing Yoda throw ships around might be a thing only a handful of people saw in a century and became little more than legend.
Ooor I might be rationalizing a lot of plot holes without realizing it. :)
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RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•Why did the DM just pull out the stack of blank character sheets?English
5·2 years agoOh that’s good. The enemies also remember everything. Now the party needs a new plan or they will be seen coming.
Dexterity, strength, constitution, wisdom.
Bonk is MAD as hell.
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Gaming@beehaw.org•Speaking of controllers: What's your favorite WEIRD controller?English
1·2 years agoI want to get used to the pads. I have a deck and never use them. Was there a game that helped you get used to the pads?
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RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•I've got a great new armor idea... :)English
14·2 years agoI kinda did that for a boss. They had to call shots and destroy body parts doing at least 25 damage a turn or it healed. Turns out level 13 5e PCs have no problem with that.
The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarfs know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.
Corps figured out sustained income was better than marketing and making products. All they had to do was take away every digital product and turn it into a subscription.
Then they’ll buy each other up until they are an effective monopoly and raise prices forever.
I don’t see a way out of this for products already captured if you need them.
Logitech hardware: pretty good!
Logitech software: worst shit I’ve ever seen.
Logitech AI: Dead-drunk Skynet telling you to lick your fans.
I try to be himedere but I know I’m just deredere.
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Technology@beehaw.org•Pornhub to leave five more states over age-verification lawsEnglish
6·2 years agoWonder if a parent company could own them both.
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Technology@beehaw.org•Pornhub to leave five more states over age-verification lawsEnglish
27·2 years agoPornhub should buy a VPN service. Just cut out the middle man.
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Gaming@beehaw.org•Hidetaka Miyazaki 'knows for a fact' other FromSoftware devs want a Bloodborne PC port: 'If I say I want one, I'll get in trouble, but it's nothing I'm opposed to'English
18·2 years agoWhy would he get in trouble? Sony only owns 15% of From. And who the hell would fire him? That’d be like firing Kojima. And we see how that turned out for Konami.
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Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.works•It would be a living nightmareEnglish
6·2 years agoEndbringer Gyrados checks out.
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Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.works•It would be a living nightmareEnglish
24·2 years agoHypno was definitely one of the scariest Gen 1 pokemon.
While it awaits its prey, it polishes its pendulum. If anyone comes by, Hypno will hypnotize them and eat their dreams. It carries away people having good dreams and is even known to have stolen a child at one point.
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Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.works•It would be a living nightmareEnglish
1462·2 years agoImagine living in a world where squirrel you startled would jump out of a bush and electrocute people. Or that flower you tried to pick was actually a pokemon and just sprayed you with sarin gas?
In that world I would empathize with gun nuts. How else will you deal with the 30-50 feral Lechonk that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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Technology@beehaw.org•Tesla claims it has 2 Optimus humanoid robots working autonomously in factoryEnglish
26·2 years agoThe same way that Full Self Driving works: not at all.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•How do you like to tell people about the fediverse?English
5·2 years agoI’d rather people not engage with it at all.

Man I love it when billionaire assholes finally figure out what the rest of the world has been saying since the beginning.