So sick! Literally

It’s Slayer grandma. Oh, this is the part where Kerry King fucking rips your face off

Lua

Lol I love this. @madthumbs@lemmy.world you idiot

You’re gonna get an ear full tonight

Whatcha doin’ that’s given you such loose ear holes, hmmm?

I love it when you talk dirty.

The gods checking in:

Damn dude this shit is a fucking mess

Wtf

I interviewed at Cisco once, with two managers. They started arguing with each other during said interview.

I didn’t get the job, and I didn’t want it, either.

Fuck Reddit

Yay capitalism!

Legendary

That’s what you get for trying to multitask!

/s

Nature: Bro, it’s fine. All the other animals will think you’re smarter if you stand up straight. You’ll look really cool too, all tall and hairless and shit. Chicks love that stuff.

A plane can be maneuvered. If the wind blows and you’re completely powerless because of it, you’re not maneuvering shit. A hot air balloon cannot be steered, is what I’m saying.

Science: Lol fuck you, you’re 62 years old, here’s a Tylenol, go to work. Maybe your overlords will let you rest in 3 years (if you have the money)

I’ve spent a lot of time under false floors, routing cables in overhead trays, and neatly configuring cables in server racks so nothing gets pinched.

Nature is a fucking amateur.

I sneezed at an angle this morning and fucked my back up. Also, why the fuck does a large portion of my body and weight sit atop a single column of bones precariously cushioned by jelly and rubbery bits? And if said jelly/rubbery bits get squeezed a bit too hard, the bones smash nerves that control my fucking extremities?

Nature really fucked us.

I have been in a hot air balloon. You might Think there is some way to maneuver it.

If so, you’re wrong.

Oh great, now there’s methed-out SHARKS flying around Tampa