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The Bourne Identity fight choreographer also based his fights on the fights in the movie.

If you’ve ever seen both movies it’s very obvious.

This movie came out in an era of shooting from the hip action stars, and John Cusack and his Kickboxing Instructor put down one of the best movie fights ever.

Also Dan Akroyd’s “POPCORN!” will never make me not laugh.

I have the complete shell of that pirate ship and the body is still very strong. All the brown accessories however (muskets, barrels, etc) turned to dust long ago.

The mushroom creature has stayed with me for more than 30 years.

Disney and Douche&Douche both claimed otherwise, but anyone with a pair of eyes could see that their deal dissolved pretty publicly after Season 8 concluded.

Truly Season 8 wiped the biggest cultural phenomenon off the map. Who even mentions GoT unless it’s to marvel at how badly they fucked up?

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Oh no, emotions! I sure hope there aren’t some damning statistics about how many women die for saying no.

It’s a joke from The Nanny specifically about linguistic drift.

This post is like someone watching Austin Powers and being like “I can’t believe they almost showed his dick! What a whacky accident!”.

I noticed all the articles call it the Haymarket Affair, while the art and image captions call it a riot or a massacre

Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.

I’d love a fermi paracox

Honestly TFA had a lot going for it. JJ is great at setting up mysteries (except how Anakin’s lightsaber came back), but he is absolute trash at wrapping up those mysteries. Cinematography has never been a weak point in Star Wars.

TLJ I thought was awesome when I saw it in the theater. But every viewing since I have liked less and less. After at least 6 or 7 viewings I no longer think it’s a very good movie. The Kylo/Rey scenes being just about the only interesting thing happening onscreen. John Boyega and and Oscar Isaac were wasted completely, Admiral Holdo was a walking plot hole, the slow speed space chase, and the physics (which come on it’s star wars, it’s always fantastical) felt like they were cranked up in terms of ridiculousness.

How was it that Rose and Finn could leave the space chase at will but no one else could? They couldn’t shuttle people out? Or you know, BRING SOME FUEL BACK WITH YOU?

I never saw the third one as I heard they veered back too far in the opposite direction, while still somehow barreling ahead with eliminating all living Skywalkers? Blah. Now I just get sad when I see Luke onscreen in whatever TV show he’s guest starring in.