Putin every single time he addresses the Russian navy.

My flat earther forums have a stickied Q&A where you can find the real truth on any topic. Did you know that dolphins are aliens sent to spy on us?

“Your computer might be fucked or whatever. Maybe do some shit about it. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr. We love you.”

Zuckerberg will do a video of him smoking some thot’s ass meat. With Sweet Baby Ray’s, of course.

Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.

I am but a humble doom miner, mining my doom.

HBIC (Head Bee In Charge)

The global wealthy elite being pedophiles conspiracy is unthinkably evil. It’s also unfortunately true. Epstein’s island proved it.

Disney execs: The Daredevil guy needs a cape, and you need to put in way more explosions. Can we cut the dialogue in half? People hate talking.

Lemmings welcoming another Rexxitor, circa June 2023.

My kid saw phantom menace for the first time today. He said, “That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.”

The billionaires make and sell weapons. They win no matter what.

Yes

You see, with Effective Altruism, we’ll destroy the world around us to serve a small cadre of ubermensch tech bros, who will then somehow in the next few centuries go into space and put supercomputers on other planets that run simulations of people. You might actually be in one of those simulations right now, so be grateful.

We are very smart and not just reckless, over-indulged douchebags who jerk off to the smell of our own farts.

Techbros have gotten so dogmatic and up their own asses that they’re becoming Mormons.

I’m skeptical, but I’ll give anything Walton Goggins does a chance.

Relevant Onion article- Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

It’s almost a Mandella Effect thing. I thought he was MeToo’d at the very beginning. Maybe it’s just how sleazy he comes across.

Russian warship, go fuck yourself.

“But if I keep sending more wheat to the dragon, I’ll get to be a dragon one day. They told me so on the Internet.”

There’s a pattern of energy that you control at least in part with your thoughts and intentions that the neurons in your brain use to make patterns. You can take chemicals that change these patterns in radical ways, including psychedelics that can unweave those neural connections.

Matter and energy are always conserved though transformed. We know what happens to the physical body. What happens to the energy pattern that animated and controlled the body?