They did potato so dirty, poor guy

I’d recommend boys over girls. Female cats are notoriously more aggressive, less affectionate, and difficult to train. Male cats are typically easier to live with as long as they’re neutered

As a skilled technical laborer, I utilize AI to remind me of niche topics I’ve forgotten on the fly, and it’s shockingly accurate. I think I’ve seen one mistake in 2 years, and it was a minor one at that. Luckily, we’re not quite at the point where robotics can replace me, but I could see it replacing 50% of my workplace in my lifetime.

That won’t stop large corporations from dramatically reducing programming jobs my friend.

Surely you can see yourself as the edge lord here, right? You’re just doing a bit of trolling?

Imagine gatekeeping memes

That would just render it cold toast. Less pristine, but absolutely not bad

Cats on sheeps backs

It’s worth noting it will only work within Bluetooth range unless you pay for a separate 4g connection to the watch

I know I would become one of those juices

I work over 20 different floors, each of which has its own door code. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve forgotten it and found it faster to look at the worn numbers instead of checking my phone

Don’t forget the red circle!

You’re absolutely right. It just doesn’t apply so much to foods that are naturally antimicrobial, i.e. foods super salty and/or acidic (or super basic in theory, but I can’t think of any examples).

It allows harmful bacteria to reach infectious levels, it’s true of most foods and isn’t exclusive to lasagna

That’s actually a pretty universal nightmare. It’s theorized that it’s related to carrying too much stress if I remember correctly

That’s actually a pretty universal nightmare. It’s theorized that it’s related to carrying too much stress if I remember correctly

I think everyone has made this joke

D.A.R.E. definitely sparked my interest in drugs

The best part is the cat in the sink is the instigator and did it to themselves

That’s fucking insane