The UK is such a pathetic nanny state. And that’s coming from someone under the rule of Mango Mussolini.

Give a shit.

Normal people don’t need a phone to pass the time.

With that being said, the amount of brain rot competing for our attention is staggering.

An IBM AS/400 has entered the chat.

My asshole puckered every time we had to reboot that sucker.

Me!

Yeah it’s a typo. I posted this late.

Yep. And the filter is as clean as the day it was installed.

Who wants food chunks flying around the dishwasher?

Bronson Brosnan, Moore and Connery are my Bond trifecta.

I lost interest after Brosnan Brosnan and haven’t seen another Bond film since Die Another Day in 2002. I’m cool with it.

I can agree that part 3 might be the best one as an adult, but as a child that flying DeLorean and hoverboard was the shit in part 2 even though it did have a darker tone.

Believe it or not there was a time when all games on all consoles shipped 100% complete. No patches necessary.

Now it’s about maximizing quarterly earnings and seeing how far you can screw the customer before they leave your product and ecosystem altogether.

Greed-fueled enshitification.

I’m sick of it.

Honestly, Super Mario Wonder is a hell of a ride when you’re stoned.

Goatse

Tubgirl

Lemon party

Yeah, those were simpler times.

My anxiety and avoidant personality disorder keep me from having to urge to volunteer.

People make me tired.

Gran Torino

A Mississippi delta mosquito bit me in the ass through denim and underwear. The little bastards are big enough that you can see color details on their bodies.

I had zero things in common with my high school classmates. Even before cell phones were ubiquitous, I saw all of them as reckless and incompetent. I identified more with the teachers. They seemed normal and level headed for the most part.

Y’all make me think I should get my eyes checked sooner.

I’m tired, boss.