Could be Anthony Jeselnik. Even if that’s not the guy you should check him out. He’s hilarious.

Yup. Danger is in the background.

My parents raised my brother. My sister, and I grew up in his shadow.

I thought hard work would be enough to make a living.

Indeed

The one in front is Weenie. Leonard is behind him. Their faces are shaped differently so if they’re in decent lighting it’s not too difficult. They are my boys, and the other three are my girls.

The idea was to find them homes, but I didn’t want to separate them (from me).

I get stood on a lot.

That advice works for women too.

Absolutely not! I’ve never played The Last Guardian. (Yes)

I have five cats as well. I like having a bunch of cats. We started a gang!

Ok, maybe.

I watched Idiocracy last night. It’s still funny, but it hits way closer to home now.

Looking for Leonard, Hey! Dirty!, Rudy Patootie, Just a good ol’ boy

Those are some with “titles,” but there are infinite spontaneous songs that only exist for a few minutes.

I’m 86% sure that’s Weenie.

The easiest avenues are Amazon or Temu. I bought it on a whim because it became absolutely necessary as soon as I saw it.

Nice try. I’m not falling for that again.

I have three black cats, and I’m fond of evil.

You understand.

I get this all the time. It’s actually just a family name.