GooglyBoobs

Wow! Just got hit with a wave of nostalgia having not thought about my childhood chair like this in over a decade! Looks like a most excellent spot for the cats to enjoy - makes me want to look around ebay or something…

Save some job pussy (jossy?) for the rest of us, dang

An obnoxiously bright Scion tC. I bought it while in college but can’t really afford to replace it now that it’s paid off. I’m going to 40 and still driving that thing, I swear. I’m just not willing to work 30 jobs to make rent, bills, and a car payment work.

Lotto tickets and candy, maybe practical things like a new umbrella that are lame to gift otherwise.

Ooh I bet! I drive a 2012 Scion inline 4cyl, so not at all flexin on anyone with a real sports coupe, but it still seems to drive certain people up the wall to this day all these years later. It’s astonishing, really.

Earthquakes have to be one of the weirdest natural disasters. I’ve only been in a ‘tiny’ 5.4 magnitude (+countless aftershocks) and it was an experience I will never forget - so surreal. I understood that the ground moved in an earthquake before, but there is a different level of understanding when you’ve felt the earth betray you en masse like that.

I’ve also been in a couple of tornados, which were also scary af, but in a more normal sort of way. They are amazingly loud and the sandpaper wind is so much more painful than I would have expected.

Did you drive a flashy vehicle, by chance? I happen to have a bright yellow car and the number of people it seems to make irrationally mad should be a disclaimer at purchase. People are dumb. Including me for buying this yellow car I can’t afford to replace.

I’d hope I get stuck on Drumstick ice cream with the hard shell chocolate

Note that the tone of judgement can’t be helped when asking this, but why would one want to do this to begin with?

Boop

-God, probably

Meow

I would love to stop seeing posts in other languages pop up in my feed constantly - just some type of feature to help organize the languages of each instance a bit better.

Don’t be afraid to block instances if you would like to see less politics and doom scrolling. I listen to NPR and read my local news, so I don’t need to see all that here as well. I just want gratuitous memes and good convos about nothing important with internet strangers.