That’s been your thing since 3e, ya damn whippersnappers! 👴-old Wizards
That’s been your thing since 3e, ya damn whippersnappers! 👴-old Wizards
The Gamers (the original one) made the same joke. Also, available for free on YouTube.
You might be interested in “rolling with emphasis”, a house rule by Brandon Lee Mulligan. Rather than rolling twice and taking the best/worst result, you take the result furthest from 10. Designed for actions that can only end really well or really badly.
I’ve best heard it described as “a rogue and a bard who can only seem to roll Nat 20s and Nat 1s”.
Played by Khary Patyon, aka the voice of Cyborg for the last two decades.
See: every slasher movie ever.
Let’s also add on that humans used a tactic called “persistence hunting”, in which you follow after some animal at a brisk pace startling it every time it tries to rest. With nothing more than sweat glands, pointy sticks and ridiculous endurance, we marathon jogged some species to extinction!
Personally a fan of the Sonic Screwdriver, because I like my drinks like I like my ladies: sweet, bubbly, geeky as hell, and able to knock my ass out.
2 parts Sprite
2 parts orange juice
1 part vanilla vodka
1 part Blue Curaçao
Combine and serve in a highball glass on the rocks.