I’m still trying to figure it out. It’s not easy when you have ADHD and get frustrated easily.

Good point

I mean I get it. Sometimes fixing that evap leak isn’t worth it, especially given how much of a pain it can be to find the source. I’ve ignored my fair share of check engine lights.

But a lot of it can be ignorance and/or laziness too. I fixed an airbag light once simply by disconnecting and reconnecting the wires under the seats. Apparently a weight sensor was malfunctioning but it was just a bad connection due to oxidizing wires. Took 30 seconds to fix, and an additional 5 minutes to look up the technique for clearing the code. But I’m wiling to bet that your average driver wouldn’t even think to investigate. A piece of electrical tape over the light is so much simpler.

That only works for awhile. Eventually you run out of dopamine and then nothing works, even if you haven’t touched it in years. Ask me how I know.

If you’re never sober, then you’re never high, either. Tolerance is a bitch.

At least 20 years as far as I remember

Manual 350Z for me

This is why I only drive 90s and 2000s Asian cars. Cheap to own, cheap to repair, parts are abundant and easy to work on without needing specialized equipment.

Plus if you enjoy driving like me, you have a huge selection of fun, reliable JDM sports cars to choose from, all under $10K.

0 and I hope I never meet any of you.

I can live without hearing, thanks to subwoofers, but if I ever go blind I think I’m just going to kill myself.

So permanent good vision; I pick that.

No I’m not trolling you, I literally do not remember what you asked me to do. I don’t care if you asked me 30 seconds ago; I legitimately forgot and I apologize for that.

Yes I know, I should just knock it out now before I forget again, but my low dopamine levels won’t let me. No I’m not just being lazy; you might as well ask me to move a mountain. That’s just how difficult is for me to complete the most basic of chores. It is completely out of my control, and no amount of Adderall will fix it.

The wife and I have this argument all the time and it drives me crazy.

Breakfast is delicious, but I can’t stand eating it in the morning (or any food, for that matter). Never understood how people can just wake up hungry. My appetite doesn’t kick in until around 2pm.

“They don’t allow food on the bus”? Seriously? Has your family never snuck food into a movie theater before?

Just stick the bagel in a sandwich bag, and hide it under your coat or in your bag. Eat it at your destination. It’s not hard to pull off.

Yeah it is. Doctors are Supermen for obvious reasons. Firefighters are aquamen because water. Delivery people are The Flash because of fast 2 day delivery. What don’t you get?

I have no clue. I don’t listen to lyrics because ADHD. The voice is just another instrument to me.

I’m 36; I don’t receive Christmas presents anymore.

How the hell am I supposed to know?

Ignorance is bliss, so I’ll take beauty.

Ah shit I just used them last year. Sad to see them shut down their free service. They were honestly among the best free web hosts.

000webhost, because I’ve been using them on and off for over 20 years and they’re good enough for my needs.