Ratchet belt. What a great invention.

Try Hellotalk.

Underdog

English - paraprosdokian - it means a sentence that has a surprise twist. eg. Some people are like slinkies: not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when you see one tumble down a set of stairs. From the Greek, basically meaning beyond expectations.

Dated for 4 years. Been married for 45 years.

Yeah, kind of the same mind control.

Write an encyclopedia of useless knowledge?

I can place my hands in front of my chest and make circles, hands going in opposite directions.

The government put the fridge there to attract tourists.

And the druggies. Somehow, they had no trouble switching to metric.

Good catch. Maybe all the trans issues in the U.S. navy is subliminally affecting them.

Saw my grandson twice. His face lit up with smiles each time.

I had a friend who lived in a house like that. He said it was a royal pain carting groceries up every time you went shopping.

You’re probably right. I don’t think the state would take it on, though. One mistake, and you have deadly consequences and people suing for justice.

If everyone would be diligent to compost it correctly, it would work. You couldn’t ensure that on a large scale.

The problem is that human feces carries a lot of human pathogens.

Perspective. We live in one of the best times in human history, have luxuries unimaginable to the vast majority of human times. Choose to look at the positives.

Yes, we live in one of the best times in human history.

Look out for number one. Selfishness is at the root of most dangers to humanity.

Some may argue these aren’t opposites.