When you unwittingly leave yourself a code timebomb

No joke, I literally know a sysadmin who has a similarly “generic” English name, talks with the same sort of cadence, and even looks similar. I actually clipped that quote from the episode and set it as my notification when he texts me lol.

This is where another one of your pied piper boxes would go

Filing cabinets or oil paints? Which is better?

Road to hell, good intentions and all that. Government fundamentally misunderstanding the role of cookies and the fact that browsers can handle user privacy with trivial effort by default rather than having every single website annoy the fuck out of you with a million goddamn notifications before actually showing you what you want to see.

Do sunflower seeds give you a chubby?

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And here I thought pansexual meant you really like cookware.

It’s a well-intentioned goal that’s impossible to implement without egregiously privacy violating measures.

What happens if you spoof the user agent?

Ariana Grande

I’m not a fan of her music, but I know talent when I see (hear) it, and her voice is impeccable. In fact, I don’t think her overprocessed music is even the best showcase of her talent, she really shines singing randomly off the cuff.

Whoever this is

tldw; a contestant on a European pop idol type show had such perfect pitch and tone, the judges thought she was lip syncing. She wasn’t and it’s amazing.

Pure exhaustion from all the “hurry up and wait” of airport bullshit.

By the time I’ve gotten out of bed, gotten ready, travelled to the airport, dragged all my shit through the airport, unpacked and repacked half of it through security, boarded the plane … my body just kinda gives up on being awake.

Oh right! I totally forgot about that.

I guess you haven’t see the “Android mode” option…

Interesting. I didn’t know it was possible to have a PWA in the app store. How does that work?

Because FrEe MaRkEt

I thought cops already had a system for that called “driving while black.”

BuT mACs ArE s0 pReTtY