Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.
Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but
Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?
PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages
You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache
My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling
Oops left it in an attic about 3 moves back
Real men test in prod
Reaaal men of geeenius
No but you can make a human particle collider
const…ish
Code whisperer
(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)
The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together
You gotta desecrate the mummys corpse completely otherwise they just come back to life
Or just start as the mormon class
Some dude named Autumn’s dick
Predefined queries that you can interact with like another table more or less
Bertstrips
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Lol.
Fuck Creative assembly and their $30 dlc
Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes
I believe thats called the honey pot
Maybe we should… hold hands
No no youre right. Too salacious.