I work second shift… you’re all crazy.

Also Ducky wasn’t a cannibal. Which can’t be said for the Other Ilya…

Neat.

Nobody loves Lil’ Vampire mug.

No lifeguard though.

Yeah… Is there a word for the remnants of an ordinary life stripped of context and now representing a disturbing change in your reality?

Because that is what most of the liminal content I see today is.

Being the most common tree in America doesn’t make the sycamore any less awesome.

They’re big and their canopy is lush. Their limbs are all twisty and knobbly. They’ve got huge leaves that sound amazing blowing in the wind or crunching underfoot. The colloquialism for their seedpods is hilarious and the pods themselves are almost as cool as sweetgum seed pods.

Just some great trees all around.

Pretty much any British children’s animation from the seventies.

POOOOOPING WITH THE BAAAATTTHROOOM DOOOOOOR OOOOOOPENNNNNNN!

True freedom is pooping with bathroom door open.

Hence the song.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension - The quintessential 80s movie. Everything you need to know about the 80s is contained in this film.

Also Mr. Krabs is in it.

Wipe your ass.

Real men know that there is a greater tactical advantage to backing out of a parking spot instead of pulling out.

Odd fact of the day: Albuquerque is the exact center of the known universe.

Charts.

The Subaru Outback.

Wish I had a copy of my old fish pun thread from the WoW forums…

Fistula.

Sounds sexual, but very much isn’t.

The stuffed tiger with the brain bite? *chef’s kiss*

The Murmuring from Del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities.