You’d suffer critical strikes

Tourists:

I recently learned that this is actually used in the UK.

Wait till you try 'n’cheese!

I like your optimism that by naming said candidate you would influence anyone!

Then the machine may just as well adjust your vote without you ever knowing about it.

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Can confirm.

Source: am grounding electron.

Nice bait in the post title.

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I think there is a clear difference between being immortal and being indestructible. I would think if your planet breaks apart you’d probably die with it being crushed or whatever. Also always unclear if being immortal means you don’t need to breathe air.

Did the guardian cut off the article on accident?

There’s this passage at the end of it that just doesn’t seem to relate to the rest:

In 2007 Ulvaeus was wrongly accused of failing to pay 85m kronor (£7.9m) in Swedish taxes between 1999 and 2005, and went on to successfully appeal against the decision.

Like, OK, it is about taxes but specifically about the taxes on the stage clothes of the 70s/80s, so how does talking about his taxes between 99 and 05 add anything to the discussion?

Firefish > Iceshrimp

Hilarious, makes me kind of want to see it fail again just to see what people come up with as the next name in line.

Yo, my man Trip was first.

… but for some reason I liked it.

I am guessing there were two reasons.

This is an ad in itself. Hilarious.

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Honestly, just “lol” works as well.