The sexiest man of 2024?

Freaking out at the people who are about to serve you food isn’t a great idea.

I try to be on good enough behavior that I won’t get banned.

I just show my butthole for tips.

Nah, if I had guaranteed food and shelter I’d be filming pornography all day every day.

It makes perfect sense coming from you.

If voting wasn’t important than republicans wouldn’t make it so hard to do.

I think mine has LSD on it.

A titanium cage and a tungsten buttplug for balance.

both should have RGB for safety at night.

I know what I said.

The entire screenplay of Skrek 4.

Take it up with Ada.

Mic drop.

I prefer to vodka it down.

But what about

Kimchi and blue cheese quesadilla.

I’ve read it, there’s a very graphic sex scene between the filthy witch and the Dark Monk that just keeps going.

Scientology is the one true religion and anyone who hasn’t made it to at least Operating Thetan V gets set to an eternity long timeshare presentation.

I like to light-heartedly make fun about life’s absurdities but I see that’s completely lost here.

Have a nice day.

You know this is a joke on how expensive rent is in Vancouver, right?

$5 a meal and $5000 a month for rent.