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Is this like the Spider-Man remakes where they need to make some shitty attempt to make a film to keep the rights to xmen?

That’s how I took it at first. But I had no idea there was a second new Jumanji to make the new new one the 4th. I had to look it up on Wikipedia… The worlds source of truth.

I didn’t know these were actually related. I thought it was a knock off of Jumanji

I think this correlates well with poverty and obesity rates

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My school safety officer accused me of bringing a bomb to school… It was just an empty air tank for my paintball gun.

Thank you for calling out tremors!! The second is also great! Ass blasters is straight to dvd for a reason and should be ignored as with anything else past the first two.

Preach!!! I tell everyone about enshitification and planned obsolescence. My examples are cereal and appliances… Take a look at the size of the cereal now and watch it for a few months… It won’t be the same when you look again but the price will be. Or appliances, you find the heating element goes out quickly on your dryer and replacement is really difficult. Maybe your phone slowed down even though you’ve done nothing different to it than surf the web.

But when I talk about these I feel so old.

So there’s this weed picker tool I use that’s at the end of a long stick where the grab motion is done by stepping on the lever then rocking the stick back and forth. It’s too save my knees and back over the course of the lawn. My wife used to make fun of me calling it my grandpa stick but then she used it and apologized.

Haha is literally called a grandpas weeder

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Oh I guess their tools now makes it easy to find your “dog” with other people’s video feeds… Cool

Don’t forget their political aspirations!!

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Ring will continue to enshitify their product. They’ve reached the… you are the product stage of this service. All you have to look forward to are slightly better cameras every iteration, ai garbage, reduced features, and yearly price increases. Your video will be used to train models and/or sold to the highest bidder. Maybe they’ll split a feature off and make you pay more for that thing you’ve been using.

Sounds like they’re pulling a known working trick… Offer stuff that was already available.

Squirrels fight in the womb so only the strong are birthed. This ensures the parental love of a parent isn’t spread thin.

I’m pretty sure that’s just a squirrel hibernating. Don’t disturb it or its parents will disown it and it’ll die alone.

I thank gpt every time because apparently that costs them money.

I click on sponsored links via a browser extension because it confuses profilers and costs them money.

Hmm partially. Thanks for the clarification tho. I do agree there are conveniences that are rentals . I think home ownership is a totally different conversation however so I’ll leave that one alone.

Your statement that companies move towards this garbage subscription model is 100% accurate tho. Couple that with enshitification and you’re at the whims of stakeholder value and CEO bonuses. iTunes can remove and add songs to your library whenever, games can be bought then supporting servers decommissioned, hardware you’ve bought is intentionally hobbled because it’s behind some other subscription, and like you said it’s only getting worse. And every one of these collect and sell your data. So not only are you buying a service but you’re also a product bought and sold. That being said, rental conveniences are different than the subscription model. I don’t think ownership levels are different between urban or city.

I’m also jealous of your outright home ownership lol. I’m working on my mortgage and with the locked in <3% apr I’m not going anywhere. But damn I’d love me 5 acres with a dry lot, access, and utilities already placed.

This is probably the most biased and assuming opinion I’ve read on Lemmy… So far. However, I do agree with the second half of your last sentence.

Any specifics regarding this specific event? Sounds interesting

Oh oh 1: every time you’re at a concert the tallest person stands in front of you 2: your fast food order is always wrong

These are my partner’s super powers and it’s hilarious.