If I want coffee in the morning I just fill my French press the night before with cold water.

And they’ve made drip coffee makers with timers for decades. No WiFi needed.

I already do that crap all day at work. The last thing I want to do is do it to my coffee maker or something.

Even if all they’re doing is tracking the flavor preferences it will guarantee that the weird flavor I like will be discontinued.

I bet if They Might Be Giants wrote the song more people would get the joke.

Almost as scary as those four-wheeled dudes from Return to Oz

I wonder how many people who see this have actually seen The Wiz

Looks like Bluecifer

Save vegetable trimmings in a freezer bag to make vegetable broth.

(At this point Taco Bell will be fine dining by Demolition Man times)

Fun fact: Sales guys look at what skills companies are hiring for to know what tools they use in the job.

Get yer P-90s ready, boys. We’re about to go snake huntin’

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And Geena Davis was always cast as a sort of girl next door and to be the badass she was really showed her range.

Long Kiss Goodnight is a criminally overlooked movie

Kitchenaid Whiskey Jones is an awesome name

But where is Stimpy?

Reminds me a lot of SimAnt

We can’t launch anything very big, and things that are constantly spinning are hard to engineer for 100% reliability especially if you have to assemble them in orbit.

And since we can’t launch anything very big anyway, it would make sense to maximize interior space. Leaving two sides of the craft basically unusable as a floor and ceiling reduces available surfaces in a space by 1/3.

Not to mention the coriolis effect wreaking havoc on your inner ear.

And also spend a lot of time just chillin