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Kobold Mortar Team would be the best name for a D&D themed metal band

Huuuuuge paraphrase there but the book is insane and while the kid with the broken leg is away the one who knocked him out of the tree starts wearing the one with the broken leg’s clothes and all kinds of weird shit

And then my dad woke up and savagely beat me with jumper cables

A separate peace was a book we got in highschool where a kid possibly has homosexual feelings for another and throws him out of a tree which shatters his leg and eventually kills him.

Yes, but you see. Lemmy users generally don’t give a flat fuck about what celebrities want.

I would love this as a comic or tv show. Serious tucker amd dale versus evil vibes

CAKE BY THE OCEAN

Careful where you step, there’s shit on the floor!

It’s a good fish, bront.

Too bad the article is paywalled

The Cuntopede

Nestle bottles a bunch of their water from “municipal supply in Hialeah FL” so a ton of it tastes like toilet

Mister Ed

“You’ve a problem” actually still works, but it’s an older way of saying it

The devil.

The USS Crawlspace!

Well you can’t say all that without saying what the prank was!

Appreciate your brother. You’ve only got a few more years with him.

Just look through the product info and make absolutely sure it’s not a “Bad IMEI” phone. These are usually stolen phones laundered through china, and will not connect with most regular carriers in the US (or in much of the EU)