So you agree that it’s pronounced gif.

I win

It’s pronounced gif

Mynd yøu, møøse bites kan be pretti nasti

Is a breakfast burrito a sandwich?

Asking for a friend

I made one yesterday. I tried using 100% butter in the crust instead of 50/50 butter/shortening. It was delicious. Harder to work, i wound up putting it in the fridge for a couple hours so that I could work it before it got too soft, but absolutely delicious. Melt in you mouth top crust, with just the right about of flake.

I also made the rue thicker than usual, knowing most of it would be lunch later this week. After resting for an hour it had the consistency of a fresh quiche, almost like a custard. Thus my shower (kitchen) thought

Booooo! Get out of here with that reasonable and accurate analysis! We’re not here for truth, we’re here for shower facts

(Yes you are correct, eggs =/= chicken as an ingredient. You learn this when you try to use pureed chicken breast as an egg replacement in cake. It was a meaty cake)

Hey, it’s okay, I got your joke

I don’t have a list of favorite Discworld novels, that would be too long, I have a list of novels I skip on rereads.

Completely unrelated question. Can a list with nothing in it still be considered a list?

'Sup, fellow Sammie

“Inconceivable”

Israel, probably

ADHD memes helped me realize I might be neuro-spicy and seek testing and counseling in my forties.

That doesn’t make succumbing to propaganda online any better, but, you know, silver linings

Don’t forget to attend the anarchist organization meeting

I’ve got a couple.

One was a dark comedy sketch that a friend showed me in, I want to say '99(?). A couple appear to be in therapy, and the doctor asks how this started. They recount through flashbacks a series of more extreme requests under the guise of “if you loved me, you would do it”. At one point one of them definitely made a piece of toast and put nail clipping on it, then told the other that “if you loved me, you would eat it”. The sketch concludes >! showing that they were actually in a final surgical consult and the last scene is them being wheeled into surgery to be joined at the hip!<

The other is a comic strip where a couple people are working on their computers when either a song starts playing, or one person starts saying “shoop shoop shoop shoop-a-doop” and stylistically dancing while putting on their jacket. As they dance to the exit the other person says “shoop a doop?” and then the first dances their way off frame

Me too!

That’s probably my nephew out there screeching like a dinosaur

I love him, but goddamn that kid is weird

I read this in the Interdimensional Cable voice