Broke: Conditioning your vampire children to be immune to all religious symbols through exposure therapy
Woke: Seeing religious symbols in mundane objects everywhere because your vampire father thought exposure therapy was a good idea
Bespoke: Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett
(I’m old and don’t fully understand this format, but I like to join in)
Not annoyed, but i enjoy annoying red hats by taking about how much I appreciate BLM. As soon as they start spouting off I start talking about how we camped on Bureau of Land Management land out west and it was great.
Alternatively, how Brennan Lee Mulligan is a great GM
Also Game Master > General Motors
Isn’t piece slang for cob?
NGL I almost deleted it this morning, glad it made you giggle
TW: crude and insensitive joke (hopefully the spoiler tag works lol)
ETA: lemme know if you need this taken down. Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win
!It’s funny, blahaj.zone is full of pussies, and .ml is full of cunts, and yet there’s no dedicated space for women!<
Not trying to remake it, because i already have a full time job being self employee and having ADHD
I go back to Reddit weekly to check in with r/locksmith, r/lockshop, and r/accesscontrols
There’s a wealth of knowledge to pull from there that Lemmy just can’t duplicate right now
Same. Still go there on desktop when I’ve got a question related to my profession or SW5e
Imagine cleaning the splatter after all the corn boils and pops in there
I have a yeti mug that is freakin amazing. I will be sad when i inevitably lose it. I also would never ever ever pay that much for a coffee mug. Ridiculous
Now excuse me while i get something from my Milwaukee Packout™ toolbox
No, I’m pretty sure your mom has layers
Have you ever listened to the podcast “Something Was Wrong”? The first season is a very well crafted retelling a one person’s experience with gaslighting
Then why are there so many beans and jeans on my front page?
Goddamn. Most of us would’ve just called them a pedantic twat.
Shit man, that was a righteous burn
Colonel Sandurz: Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We’re at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can’t.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
I was like “surely it’s not that bad”, figuring on a couple/three nOt AlL mEN commenters.
Alas no, a whole thread of “everyone fetishizes someone” bs.
No, you slap dicks, it’s possible to “have a type” without objectifying people. Do you even know what objectifying is? Can you understand the difference between attraction and viewing another human as an object that only exists for your gratification?
I think part of it is just life inexperience, combined with parents being afraid of having honest conversations with their kids about sexuality, attraction, and respect. I know I had a LOT of growing to do as a young man. I greatly appreciate the friends I had that called me out on my bullshit. I’m also glad my shyness kept me from outright chode behavior as a youth. I could’ve been very harmful in different circumstances. Not intentionally, but harmful nonetheless
I am heartened that so many in this thread are calling out the foolishness. I just hope the boys listen
Or where they currently live.
Or, the case of NYC Puerto Ricans, both (New Yorican lol)
Grand Master (chess) > Game Master > Literal dog shit > General Motors
Better? ;-)