But people will call you starkiller for clever use of nuclear weapons against the Minbari

Not shown: Big Bird’s bones breaking, because that’s how leg extension surgery works.

President? Can you imagine how much power I’d have to give up to be President?

Russians: Tchaikovsky no!

I know nothing about music history, but consider that you’re basically describing yodeling

But is P=NP?

Like some kind of racist Michael Bay character with animated balls?

When you’re already at “immigrants are eating your cats” and the numbers don’t move, it does kind of beg the question.

Or 2.2 Sanderson books

A bard who invented the “unicorn vomit metal” genre, purely because I found a hilarious combination clicking random a bunch in BG3.
Yellow Slayer face paint with Harley Quinn cotton candy hair

I thought about getting some OC spray but decided it wouldn’t fit in my bike bag

What is a submarine? A long hard tube full of seamen.

God, traffic was murder today

“That’s literally the first sentence in my email”

It isn’t already? Especially with what Netflix turned into?

But where did they get the dilithium?

Do a search for “Jamie Loftus Grand Rapids”
Note: just a joke

We don’t need 2 nazis debating each other

Would absolutely lose Grand Rapids MI because of his friends though

At this point I’d take either the superhero or the comedian