And no matter which one you pick, you are correct.

Even better, there’s 8.

-.- you’ve just described a significant portion of my home remodeling….

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I think I need to learn new skills…

Afaik, the closest walmart is way further than an actual grocery store, since we shut down their plans to pave a marshy woodland to set up a super center eyesore just across the highway (walking distance from my place; that would have been a nightmare). idk, I haven’t shopped there in over 20 years. Don’t really plan to start now for the sake of convenience, since that’s how we got that mess in the first place, but I appreciate the info all the same :)

Around here, that stuff tacks on a huge convenience fee for pick and pack, making it actively not worth doing. Last I looked, it was some $18 fee no matter how many items, and I’d still have to drive 20 min to pick it up, so might as well just… do my own shopping. (For reference, I live alone in a semi-rural area, so each trip is like $100)

Now if I could get it delivered (same fee, but nobody has a service area that overlaps my address), that’d be a different story.

What would a negative number of eyes look like?

Poorly, I assume, but I do mean appearance-wise.

I thought the same thing.

I’d play it. Sounds hilarious. Like cards against humanity as an rpg.

I wouldn’t call Amish people particularly violent, and all their transport throughout their lives is horse/buggy/bike…