Just inside that door is a Home Alone level of ad boobytraps you have to endure before the shop owner smashes you in the shins with an email newsletter appeal. Only then can you actually shop for a bit before a pop-up ad spider falls on you from the rafters.

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But, maybe her boot was too got damn big for her got damn foots. /s

Let’s parking lot that for now and circle back the next stand-up. Don’t forget to Slack the SME taking point on this vision.

What would you suggest we do that we aren’t doing? This is a serious question, too. If you’re from the EU or Canada then I’m genuinely curious because its been a common refrain among Canadians and Europeans that we aren’t doing “something” and yet no one wants to expand on what that something is.

MAGA separatists, yes. But, not “Americans”. I really wish Canadians and Europeans would quit lumping all of us together in one camp. You’d be surprised at how many of us want to be part of Europe (and have for quite some time).