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vor 1 TagLegitimate question: are you stupid?
Legitimate answer: op isn’t, but you most definitely are
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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6·vor 1 TagI hold a corner with one hand, twirl it around in the air until it’s completely wrapped around my arm, peel it off my arm, throw it in the closet. Done.
Memes are made by real people who aren’t paid to lie on air
Keep drawing. That cat is beautiful.
It sucks how this is a valid concern about a meme about ai
Not me, but my spouse read House of Leaves
Who tf blocks coolmathgames? And, more importantly, why‽‽‽
That never occurred to me, but if they wanna keep us safe when we’re pooping then perhaps they think we’re doing the same watching them
My spouse and I have started to only close the bathroom door when we have guests. We usually leave it cracked open so our cats can come in and make sure we’re safe, which is what they’re doing.
They are worried about you because bathroom time is one of a cat’s most vulnerable moments, so they assume it’s the same for us and they’re just trying to keep us safe
12·vor 4 TagenThey also didn’t mention bike lanes, so it’s probably safe to assume they either (a) don’t exist where they live or (b) there are bike lanes but the cyclists are assholes who refuse to use them
Oftentimes the two main metrics are: (1) I’m horny and (2) women are objects, not people
Most definitely. We can’t walk together like we used to, but we can vibe to pizza and a movie.
I’m gonna surprise them with pizza tonight
Edit: we didn’t get a pizza. But we are still happily vibing together doing our own things
I would love to go back to July 15, 2016 because that’s the day I got married 💖
My spouse and I are both still happily married, but to experience the joy of that day again
At first I thought the little website tag was a subtitle of what the ant was saying 😆
“If the man cheats, it’s the woman’s fault”
Na. They’re not attracted to anyone over the age of 13.
3·vor 6 Tagen“It’s Doctor Oobleck. I didn’t earn the Ph.D. for fun, thank you very much!”
“I’m a creep”
“I make tea wrong”
POV: my linen closet