Just use the shark hole

Why? Did you find a shark?

Yup, exactly how the BLS CPI calculator works

Nope, it’s Latin. The original emojus was the dong, and could be found scrawled on every wall in Rome.

Mine was Rob

Then why are they all still smarmy assholes?

Oh man, I had a boss who did that. Everything else about him was amazing, but those fucking ellipses drove me up the wall.

That’s Gen X

Not a problem, I’m sure they couldn’t get worse.

The best answer for a basic CS exam would probably be to say to use an integer to store dollars, and an another to store cents.

The singular is emojus

f is hexadecimal for 15, which could have been more clever

real is inherently unsuitable for human currencies since those are usually accounted for in cents or hundredths of cents, and floating-point rounding errors are not great for financial accountability, so rational formats with a denominator of 100 or 10,000 would be more suitable.

Stop giving them ideas

It actually seems to make too little sense for that.

These make no sense.

2. “Boolean” does not rhyme with “fooling,” or even “foolin’.” Maybe “bullying.”

3. Integers are real numbers.

4. How would you make a dry, solid fuel from soup?

5. Array index -1 is almost always out-of-bounds on an array.

f. C++ is far more suited for OOP than Python.

Also, who counts “2, 3, 4, 5, f?”

You welcome

Meowlon Lege

Right, I read and memorize all 768 pages of the manual of every single car I rent.

If you incinerate all of the victims, they can’t leave bad reviews!

Yeah, all you need is a small toolkit, five minutes, and a cool head - perfect for an emergency

There it is